All right, first off - both LDTD and WPFP are free today through Saturday. Please share with your friends - in fact, if you tag me in your share, I will count it as a point to the giveaway. And there's no limit on how many times you can share it and earn points, so blast away!
And, don't forget, Sew is on permafree, so sharing it will give you points, too, if you tag me in the share.
All right - and now for the game. Basically, I'd like, in the comments, for you to post one of two things -
(a) A new title for one of my books. It has to fit the book, but it's up to you as to how well, or how seriously.
(b) A blurb for a new story based on one of my titles. It can be as wildly different from the book itself as you'd like. In fact, the more different, the better.
You may post as many blurbs/titles as you'd like/can come up with.
Titles are worth two points, blurbs are worth three. An extra point for any that makes me laugh. Another extra point if I fall out of my chair laughing.
Titles are for my published books and short stories only, but blurbs are open to my full WIP list.