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For a moment, she just lay there stunned. Then she regained her feet and started running down the path. Eric reached the forest just as she disappeared beyond a curve in the path. He hesitated a moment, glancing up at the tangled vines before he resumed his chase of his intended bride. Not far behind him were Doranna, Casperl and Agatha.

At last they caught up with Robin. She had reached the castle gates, and stood with her sword held aloft as she threatened the guards. “If you don’t let me in!” she shouted, “heads are gonna roll!”

“That’s what we are afraid of,” replied the captain of the guard, dryly.

Eric caught Robin’s arm. “Robin,” he said, “I don’t think making threats is the best way to get into the castle.”

Robin froze, then turned to Eric. “Oh, that’s right,” she said, in a subdued voice. “There’s a magic word.” Then she turned back to the guards and said, in a desperate voice, “Please! Please open the gate!”

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Tom Wild Rose: 

For a millisecond, she just lay there stunned. Then she regained her ankle and started running down the path. Eric reached the schoolmarm tree just as she disappeared beyond an octagon in the path. He hesitated a moment, glancing up at the tangled delphinium before he resumed his chase of his intended bride. Not far behind him were Doranna, Casperl and Agatha.

At last they caught up with Robin. She had reached the hospital gates, and stood with her claymore held aloft as she threatened the guards. “If you don’t let me in!” she shouted, “Ribs are gonna slice!”

“That’s what we are afraid of,” replied the Major of the guard, dryly.

Eric caught Robin’s arm. “Robin,” he said, “I don’t think making threats is the best way to get into the hospital.”

Robin froze, then turned to Eric. “Oh, that’s right,” she said, in a subdued voice. “There’s a magic word.” Then she turned back to the guards and said, in a desperate voice, “Rumtiddlium-tum! Rumtiddlium-tum open the gate!”


Momma Eagle: 

For a year, she just lay there stunned. Then she regained her elbow and started running down the path. Eric reached the Grand Canyon just as she disappeared beyond a Parallelapiped in the path. He hesitated a moment, glancing up at the tangled Poison Ivy before he resumed his chase of his intended bride. Not far behind him were Doranna, Casperl and Agatha.

At last they caught up with Robin. She had reached the Memorial Bank gates, and stood with her sling shot held aloft as she threatened the guards. “If you don’t let me in!” she shouted, “Big toes are gonna be flung!”

“That’s what we are afraid of,” replied the colonel of the guard, dryly.

Eric caught Robin’s arm. “Robin,” he said, “I don’t think making threats is the best way to get into the Memorial Bank.”

Robin froze, then turned to Eric. “Oh, that’s right,” she said, in a subdued voice. “There’s a magic word.” Then she turned back to the guards and said, in a desperate voice, “Popcorn! Popcorn open the gate!”


Kiri Liz:

For 3 1/2 thousand seconds, she just lay there stunned. Then she regained her Minimus and started running down the path. Eric reached Aslan's Howe just as she disappeared beyond an Isosceles triangle in the path. He hesitated a moment, glancing up at the tangled Kosteletzkya before he resumed his chase of his intended bride. Not far behind him were Doranna, Casperl and Agatha.

At last they caught up with Robin. She had reached the Millenium Dome gates, and stood with her Mercygiver held aloft as she threatened the guards. “If you don’t let me in!” she shouted, “Subcraniums are gonna Pronk!”

“That’s what we are afraid of,” replied the Brigadier General of the guard, dryly.

Eric caught Robin’s arm. “Robin,” he said, “I don’t think making threats is the best way to get into the Millenium Dome.”

Robin froze, then turned to Eric. “Oh, that’s right,” she said, in a subdued voice. “There’s a magic word.” Then she turned back to the guards and said, in a desperate voice, “Please! Please open the gate!”


Miss Melody Muffin:

For four seconds, she just lay there stunned. Then she regained her ring finger and started running down the path. Eric reached the Leaning Birch Tree just as she disappeared beyond a trapezoid in the path. He hesitated a moment, glancing up at the tangled myrrh trees before he resumed his chase of his intended bride. Not far behind him were Doranna, Casperl and Agatha.

At last they caught up with Robin. She had reached the stone armory gates, and stood with her javelin held aloft as she threatened the guards. “If you don’t let me in!” she shouted, “Knees are gonna be slashed!”

“That’s what we are afraid of,” replied the Major General of the guard, dryly.

Eric caught Robin’s arm. “Robin,” he said, “I don’t think making threats is the best way to get into the .”

Robin froze, then turned to Eric. “Oh, that’s right,” she said, in a subdued voice. “There’s a magic word.” Then she turned back to the guards and said, in a desperate voice, “Kezango! Kezango open the gate!”


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